Gird your loins for the tragic tale of Lady Jane Grey, the young Tudor noblewoman who was Queen of England for nine days and then beheaded, back in good ol’ 1553. Actually... f*ck that. We’re retelling history the way it should have happened: the damsel in distress saves herself. This is an epic tale of true love and high adventure set in an alt-universe of action, history, fantasy, comedy, romance, and rompy-pompy. Buckle up.

Emily Baderas Lady Jane Grey
Edward Bluemelas Lord Guildford Dudley
Anna Chancelloras Lady Frances Grey
Rob Brydonas Lord Dudley
Kate O'Flynnas Princess Mary
Henry Ashtonas Lord Stan Dudley
Oliver Chrisas Narrator (voice)
Dominic Cooperas Lord Seymour
Robyn Betteridgeas Margaret Grey
Isabella Brownsonas Katherine Grey