A chaotic parody dating show where contestants secretly sabotage their chances at love with outrageous dealbreakers.

Robert Hartleyas Robert the Host
Madeleine Adamsas Maddie / Samantha / Kyle
Rhiannon McCallas Steph / Jacqueline / Gavin
Adam Kingas Ash / Adam / Brad
Josh Thomsonas Josh
Bailey Pochingas Bailey / Kurt
Ben Van Lieras Bertrand Reginald Gortholomew III / Brian
Phoenix Crossas Tiffany Wilson / Lily Watson / Phoenix
Ella Hope-Higginsonas Tracy / Ella / Elizabeth / Lando
Rowan Bettjemanas Announcer