Goodhearted hero wannabe Patrick lands his dream job as a squire, only to learn the royal castle is a corrupt hornet’s nest of horny monarchs, crooks and charlatans. War, murder, full frontal nudity—who knew brightly colored peg people led such exciting lives?

Nicholas Houltas Patrick (voice)
Alfred Molinaas Robin Hood (voice)
Ben Schwartzas Keefer (voice)
Wendi McLendon-Coveyas Doreen (voice)
Natasha Lyonneas Norah (voice)
Yvette Nicole Brownas Sgt. Meghan (voice)
Alanna Ubachas Queen Tulip (voice)
Breckin Meyeras Glenn (voice)
Seth Greenas Blinkerquartz (voice)
Adam Pallyas Broth (voice)