In order to prove his greatness to his unimpressed girlfriend, Mexican general Max takes a group of men across the border and recaptures the Alamo - international hijinks ensue!

Peter Ustinovas General Maximilian Rodrigues De Santos
Jonathan Wintersas General Billy Joe Hallson
John Astinas Sergeant Valdez
Harry Morganas Chief of Police Sylvester
Kenneth Marsas Dr. Sam Gillison
Pamela Tiffinas Paula Whitland
Keenan Wynnas General Lacomber
Alice Ghostleyas Hattie
Ann Morgan Guilbertas Edna Miller
Bill McCutcheonas Desmond Miller