Friends Aldo, Giovanni, and Giacomo cross Italy from north to south for Giacomo's wedding: the father of the bride, a despotic magnate who is both their boss and father-in-law-since Aldo and Giovanni have also married into the family not for love but for money, a fate now awaiting Giacomo-has entrusted them with a priceless piece of modern art, one that looks just like a rather unremarkable wooden leg.

Aldo Baglioas Aldo / Al / Ajeje Brazorf / Dracula
Giovanni Stortias Giovanni / John / Controllore tram / Gino
Giacomo Porettias Giacomo / Jack / Passeggero tram / Michele
Marina Massironias Chiara / Giusy
Carlo Croccoloas Eros Cecconi
Maria Pia Casilioas Sig.ra Cecconi
Luciana Littizzettoas Giuliana Cecconi
Gaetano Amatoas Contrabbandiere