A king whose beard is long and beloved. An aspiring barber looking for acknowledgement. A kingdom unaware of the dark secret behind their ruler's lush beard.

Maria Darlingas Sophie (voice)
Jim Broadbentas The Wizard (voice)
Peter Eganas King Cuthbert (voice)
Colin McFarlaneas Jasper (voice)
Kerry Shaleas J.J / Batface (voice)
Allan Corduneras Ronnie (voice)
Maureen Lipmanas Maddie (voice)
Jimmy Hibbertas The Bubble (voice)
Caroline Bernsteinas Addictional voices (voice)