The Crapkeeper hosts two stories combining highbrow entertainment with kung fu action, alien adventure and vampire lesbian sex.

Julie Strainas Ivanna Dance / Demanda
Lloyd Kaufmanas The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice)
Masuimi Maxas Sexy Asian Vampire
Kevin Eastmanas Travis Dance
Elwood Carlisleas Private Dick Sam Black
Jorge Garciaas Racoon Head
Randy Sklaras News Anchor
Steven Vasquez