A socially awkward young woman gets bitten by a radioactive spider and becomes a crime-fighting superhero and tries to defeat a nefarious super villain while going after any man (or woman) she wants to bed down with.

Erin Brownas Patricia Porker (SpiderBabe)
Julian Wellsas Lucinda Knoxx (Femtilian)
Darian Caineas Lisa Knoxx
Shelby Tayloras Queen Bee
John Linkas Manholio Bar Manager