The Cavalcade of Perversion, a traveling freak show, acts as a front for Divine, who is out for blood after discovering her lover's affair.

Divineas Lady Divine
David Locharyas Mr. David
Mary Vivian Pearceas Bonnie / Cavalcade Patron
Mink Stoleas Mink / Cavalcade Patron
Cookie Muelleras Cookie Divine / Cavalcade Patron
Edith Masseyas Edith / Virgin Mary
Susan Loweas Cavalcade Pervert
Howard Gruberas Gilbert
Paul Swiftas Steve (Cookie's Boyfriend)
John Waters