When Jay and Silent Bob learn that their comic-book alter egos, Bluntman and Chronic, have been sold to Hollywood as part of a big-screen movie that leaves them out of any royalties, the pair travel to Tinseltown to sabotage the production.

Jason Mewesas Jay
Kevin Smithas Silent Bob
Ben Affleckas Holden McNeil / Ben Affleck
Shannon Elizabethas Justice
Eliza Dushkuas Sissy
Ali Larteras Chrissy
Jennifer Schwalbach Smithas Missy
Will Ferrellas Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly
Chris Rockas Chaka Luther King
Jason Leeas Brodie Bruce / Banky Edwards
Jamie Anderson