Jay and Silent Bob embark on a cross-country mission to stop Hollywood from rebooting a film based on their comic book characters Bluntman and Chronic.

Jason Mewesas Jay
Kevin Smithas Silent Bob / Kevin Smith
Harley Quinn Smithas Milly
Aparna Brielleas Jihad
Shannon Elizabethas Justice
Brian O'Halloranas Cast Member of Clerks / Dante Hicks / Grant Hicks
Jason Leeas Brodie Bruce
Ben Affleckas Holden McNeil
Joey Lauren Adamsas Alyssa Jones
Jennifer Schwalbach Smithas Mooby's Manager Miss McKenzie