A shy San Francisco librarian and a bumbling cop fall in love as they solve a crime involving albinos, dwarves, and the Catholic Church.

Goldie Hawnas Gloria Mundy
Chevy Chaseas Tony Carlson
Burgess Meredithas Mr. Hennessey
Eugene Rocheas Archbishop Thorncrest / Archbishop's brother
Dudley Mooreas Stanley Tibbets
Marilyn Sokolas Stella
Brian Dennehyas Fergie
Marc Lawrenceas Rupert Stiltskin
Rachel Robertsas Delia Darrow / Gerda Casswell
Frances Bayas Mrs. Russel