The Wedded Bliss computer dating agency aims to bring together the lonely hearts of Much-Snoggin-in-the-Green. Its owner, Sidney Bliss, has enough complications in his own love life, but still produces a pamphlet called 'The Wit to Woo'. The strange collection of hopefuls lead to some outlandish matches—and jealousies are bound to lead to trouble.

Sidney Jamesas Sidney Bliss
Kenneth Williamsas Mr. Percival Snooper
Charles Hawtreyas Mr. James Bedsop
Joan Simsas Esme Crowfoot
Hattie Jacquesas Sophie Plummet
Terry Scottas Terry Philpot
Richard O'Callaghanas Bertram Muffett
Bernard Bresslawas Gripper Burke
Jacki Piperas Sally Martin
Imogen Hassallas Jenny Grubb