Professors Vooshka and Crump decide to visit an archaeological site to study the artifacts there. Lo and behold, it's right next to a caravan site where all manner of people are staying. With a randy Major owning the site, a snobbish mother, and the two professors' constant innuendos, the story ends with a sinking caravan site and a striptease performance as a replacement for the cabaret night.

Elke Sommeras Professor Anna Vooshka
Kenneth Williamsas Professor Roland Crump
Bernard Bresslawas Arthur Upmore
Kenneth Connoras Major Leep
Jack Douglasas Ernie Bragg
Joan Simsas Daphne Barnes
Windsor Daviesas Fred Ramsden
Peter Butterworthas Henry Barnes
Liz Fraseras Sylvia Ramsden