The "true" story of what really became of Elvis Presley. We find Elvis as an elderly resident in an East Texas rest home, who switched identities with an Elvis impersonator years before his "death," then missed his chance to switch back. He must team up with JFK and fight an ancient Egyptian mummy for the souls of their fellow residents.

Bruce Campbellas Elvis Presley / Sebastian Haff
Ossie Davisas John F. "Jack" Kennedy
Ella Joyceas The Nurse
Heidi Marnhoutas Callie Thomas
Larry Pennellas Kemosabe
Reggie Bannisteras Rest Home Administrator
Daniel Roebuckas Hearse Driver